I hate tapioca, I hate how Tyra Banks gives me too much. I hate that Britney Spears can't get it together still. I hate Dina Lohan and her many references to Lindsay on her wack ass reality show. I hate how hot it will be today. I hate people who don't clean up after themselves. I hate people who cough without covering their mouths. I hate bad kissers. I hate boring cocktail parties. I hate that no one claims to know who killed Tupac and Biggie. I hate Soulja Boy. I hate black girls with old stinky weaves. I hate that Chik-fil-A is not a five star restaurant yet. I hate parents who don't correct their bad ass children. I hate Pentagon City Mall. I hate when people invade my personal space. I hate espresso. I hate that R. Kelly still won't admit that he pissed on that girl. I hate cold pizza. I hate that there is always a line at Georgetown Cupcake. I hate that I continue to eat Georgetown Cupcakes even though they give me extreme runs. I hate that Hillary wants to run for Vice. I'm finally going on record to say that I hate that Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown song 'No Air'. I hate that "venti", "grande" shit at Starbucks, when did it stop being small, medium, and large? I hate that Ashanti just won't give up. I hate how girls wear fake bags like they're real. I hate how the ailment "yeast infection" sounds. I hate people who got made fun of in high school, but now make money so they think they instantly became cool? I hate cinnamon gum, Ms. Al Reynolds, cheddar Harvest Chips, and Sinceer from 'Flavor of Love's' forehead.
2 comments:
Why you ain't say you hate me?
I wish u had listed these so I could say, "I agree with 1-(insert last number here)." Bad kissers and fake bags, bad weaves, Pentagon City, bad ass kids...do me a favor and get this published in the Post.
JB
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