What in the Disney Channel, pose half-way nude in a W photo-shoot with your country singer father, millionaire teenage girl Miley Cyrus shit is going on here? I kept screaming, "Miley", but she didn't respond. Im sure it was her, aren't you?
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Look at Biff and Buffy. They are so happy in their little sweater vest and khakis. Due to a little 5 syllable word called "gentrification", Biff and Buffy can roam the once mean streets of Washington, D.C. freely. Biff just made partner. Buffy quit her job at her non-profit to decorate their new 3 bedroom loft on 14th St. The last piece to complete their perfect life puzzle would be a baby. Every time Buffy's mother comes to visit from Connecticut she asks when will she hear the pitter-patter of little feet around.
Who has the heart to tell Buffy's mom that Biff likes chicks with dicks? Any takers? No one...? It seems that Buffy hired a private investigator and Biff wasn't really working overtime on cases at the office. He was on K. Street, just a little further down shopping for black trannies. For now Buffy will just suck it up and make a big 'ol jug of lemonade out of the lemons life has given her. Besides, she likes her "perfect" life...
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Sorry Jason Taylor, I know it's kinda greasy to work my way around the team, but hey...? Shawn Springs is definitely my new boyfriend. It seems that the Redskins are off to a good start. Look at Shawn, he looks like somebody hit him in the face with a block of fudge--just as chocolately! And I sure as hell am not John Meyer, but his body is a wonderland! Get in! Call me boy!
Is that bitch in the background looking at my man? If she knows the Lord, she might not wanna play with my man!
4 comments:
LOL
buffy
and biche in background
Boy you kill me. You had a full on story about Biff and Buffy & them sweater vest. Do you think they planned that?
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Acoustic, I hope they didn't plan it. if so that's a show!
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