Sundress back fat isn't particularly what I'd like to see, when I'm tryin' to get my drink on at Lauriel Plaza. It doesn't bother me that she's a big girl, it bothers me that she thought this was an appropriate thing to do. Does she know we can see that? Does she have a fucking mirror in her house? Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it. They make DOCKERS in my size, but you sure as hell won't catch me in them. She also had two friends with her, I'm sure one of them had to see those two giant chicken cutlets that she calls a back billowing from her bra. Furthermore, if you have to wear a harness-like bra, I'd probably say pass on the skimpy summer dresses. Somebody put this bitch in a big ol' trapeze dress and call it a day.
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Chicken Cutlets??? Chicken Cutlets??? Get the fuck outta here!!! LOL
You had me at "They make Dockers in my size, but you wouldn't catch me in them"
Why are you not famous yet, Q? Why????
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