BET Awards Wrap-up, and... Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz...

Sorry guys, just couldn't deal with much yesterday.  I'm back, and I feel rejuvenated and fresh.  So that means I have the energy to be bitchy about those tired ass BET Awards on Tuesday night.  For starters, let me just give it up to BET for stepping their game up.  Over all, it was a much better production than in years past, but the performances lacked.  Hello Usher what the fuck was that?  I'm sorry that the baby may be keeping you up at night, but that doesn't give you room to pull an Ashlee Simpson.  What reputable R&B singer lip syncs?  It has nothing to do with the dancing either, because Ms. Beyonce sings for two hours while dancing in an over pump!  NEXT!  

Alicia Keys' performance was adorable!  She sang her new single 'Teenage Love Affair".  Keys also did a tribute to her favorite girl groups of all time.  SWV joined her onstage looking homely as shit to sing my jam "Weak", and they all still look like men.  My girls EnVogue turned it out with "Hold On", and TLC...well TC ended Keys' set with "Waterfalls".  Nothing has changed with T-Boz, she still has that same old hair style.  I mean, the bitch couldn't sing back in the 90's, but on Tuesday her voice sounded like some shit.  Kinda like Della Reese if she smoked 8 packs of Newports, was sick with a cold, and somebody hit her in the throat with a sock full of hot nickels?  NEXT!  

Mr. Jezzy and Ms. Kanyeshia performed.  On the real though, Kanye has been rapping like he has a new passion for the game.  Can't wait for his next cd, I'm sure it will be hot.  Al Green received an honorary award.  His performance was among the best of the night.  The whole house rocked out to "Lets Stay Together".  It was cute off the nostalgia.  

My tree monkey husband Lil' Wayne also performed.  He did "Got Money" with T-Pain, and "Lollipop".  Even though Wayne was drunk off that syrup, I can't say anything bad about my platinum selling hubby  (Quincy Carter sounds cute).  Oh, and speaking of Lil's.  Did anybody see Lil' Kim looking like she got more plastic surgery in the limo on the way there?  I love that cunt, but she needs to stop, and  so does Ms. Chris Brown.  She needs to stop all that gyrating before I take him down.  His performance with Ciara was smoking.  They danced like they were broke and rent was due.  They twirled!  Overall, if I had to rate the awards, I'd give them a solid B.  They have definitely come a long way, but have some way to go to reach MTV status.  

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Ok, so yesterday I was chatting with my girl Suzie in the morning before her class.  She stopped at Starbuck's for a cup of joe.  She, like myself was enraged when she saw how disgusting people were, and how they don't clean up after themselves.  If you spill coffee on the prepping station, clean it up!  I told her that those are the same MF's that shit all over the toilet in public bathrooms, and don't clean it up.  First of all, did your ass just explode?  Why is there fecal matter all over the fucking stool.  Did you just hover above the toilet blind folded and hoped it made it in?  Secondly, if you did do it, be respectful of the next patron in the restroom and clean it up.  So fucking gross.  Sorry if any of you are at lunch reading this.  I'll stop now.