Monday, July 07, 2008

Creme' of the Crop?, Tyra Mail, and...


This is "The Gang" at brunch on 4th of July.  Below are pics from yesterday, again at brunch outside of Creme' on U St.  For those of you who know me, know that for at least the past 2 years Creme' has been my favorite brunch spot.  Not so much anymore!  The food is still good, but the management sucks my ass.  First of all, the old management would let us make reservations because we were regulars, now not so much.  Secondly, the new management team consist of a bitter old Jewish bitch with a bad perm, and an Ethiopian woman.  Do they have brunch in Ethiopia...(just kidding Azeb).  They are rude and unaccommodating!  On more than one occasion, they came over to  shush us.  Apparently, you can't have fun there anymore.  We are friends at brunch, it's not like we're at mass?  Iman's mother came over to tell us that we couldn't just "sit and drink", that we had to order food.  Why the fuck would we have waited an hour to be seated?  They then slowed down our unlimited mimosas.  It's not unlimited then if I can't chug those mother-fuckers down.  If I want to leave totally shit-faced that's my business, I payed my $15 for you to keep them coming.  So with all that being said, we're looking for a new brunch spot.  Somewhere that has amazing food, management that will show "the girls" grace, and hot waiters won't hurt either.  FUCK CREME'!



 Oh, and for a particular queen at brunch yesterday, I'm sure your ponytail is making you feel fierce, but don't twist up the game.  You may want to show some grace when you see "the girls" out, because unlike your date, we don't wear "mom jeans"...(For those of you who were there, that was a quick read...)

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Well, being that I love Oprah, I kinda piggy-backed on her "Oprah's Favorite Things".  I don't have that cunt's coin so  "Quincy's Favorite Thing" was a bag of weave from the dollar store.  There is my brother Kenneth with his...
Tyra Mail!  This lady sitting at the bar was getting into "The Girls" so viciously, so I gave her a pack of weave too.  We gave her a pony-tail with the weave, and made her do famous model poses.  In the first shot she's giving me Eva (I couldn't find a tarantula).  In the second she's giving me couture, very Linda Evangelista.  She was so over... 



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Ok, so "The Girls" were on tour yesterday.  After that horrible place Creme', we went to Sequoia on the waterfront in Georgetown (an even more horrible place).  There were just too many jokes.  Oh, and after that was Busboys.  Stay tuned this week for more...

5 comments:

Chet said...

Creme of the Crop that place was not however; you and your friends certainly are the Creme of the Crop, very attractive bunch of people.

Sorry to hear that brunch didn't go the way you planned due to the lack of management, "Feed that place dust and stop spending your money there and receiving shity service from uncultured bitches."

Love the weave that was shared with your guest.

Macastil said...

OMG!! Q... I forgot to tell you about CREME'... My new side piece took me to creme' bout three weeks ago: David and his sexy wife Sozit(old Management) was gone!!(I was so MAD)!! The New Creme' will get no Coins from me!! When I find out the TEE, about the Old & New Creme'.. I will let you know wassup!!!!

Love Always.... O

Q said...

Thank You Chet...Trust me, we will not be going back anytime soon. We payed and pumped, never to be seen there again. And ooooh O, your side piece? You can't take your side piece to a joint where "the girls" frequent. Were you trying to get called out...lol

Mr. Fabulous said...

Q, Q, Q...I have to completely agree. Creme was a fucking disaster this weekend. Obviously they didn't get the memo about who the hell we are. That little evil bitch who was responsible for coming in between us and our Sunday morning drinks could of easily had her throat slit. The managament is PISS POOR and I am so glad I only came to have drinks. As I explained to the lil mimosa szar we have been coming here for the past two years and I don't mean once every few months, more like several times a month, and we've graced you bitches with coin upon coin upon coin, their behavior was unacceptable and unforgivable.

Sequoia's was just as shitty, once one of my favorite place, the bar tender (where we were the only one's at the bar) need a personality revamp. His fucking matini's were horrible, you would think, for the coin they charged for a martini I would at least be drinkable. I made my disatifaction known.

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Nik said...

q - wtf?? i have been taking vitamins and growing out my hair to have a hair off with that bitch!!??!! what am i going to do now?

(sorry for the delay in comments, my ass has been catching up on some blog goodness)