Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Mariah Scary, Whoa Nelly, SJP?, and Jail Bait...!


At the recent Teen Choice Awards Mariah Carey had the nerve to wear this?  She has to be one of the tackiest dressers in Hollywood.  She looks like she fell into a Forever 21 sale bin and was styled by Stevie Wonder.  Isn't she like 50 now?  Even though she's married to a teenager, doesn't men that she can dress like one.  She has more than enough doe to call up Rachel Zoe.  Hell Mariah, call me, I can hook you up.  You'll be on 'Best Dressed List' in no time.

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Oh My Jesus!  My first glimpse of Nelly's album artwork for 'Brass Knuckles' set to be released in September.  He says he named his new cd 'Brass Knuckles' because it was going to hit you so hard.  That's just too easy of a joke...

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Sarah Jessica Porkher...?  That is a show.  Can she sue for that?  Sex in her shitty is a little funny though.  


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I don't ever want Will Smith's pubescent teenage son Trey to ever look like that.  He is going to be a cutie on duty.  I don't ever want him to be born in 1992?  Mafia boss John Gotti was convicted and sentenced to life in 1992, I don't even think Trey knows who Junior Mafia is much less John Gotti? Get In!  Anyways Trey, call me in 24 months. 

 **Sidebar**  Get into Trey's bone structure.  If we beat his face, he would look like Jade from America's Next Top Model.   



4 comments:

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

y u dogging us, im 45 dang no love

WhozHe said...

Mariah does look tacky, and she does try to entice youngsters, that's how she got Nick Cannon.

Corey Keith said...

LOL at beating up Trey's face... Jade indeed...

Clutches pearls at SJP... Oh my...

Joey Bahamas said...

Mariah is a kiki...she really is. Nellyis ovah! LOL @ "Sex in Her Shitty" and damn his son is a cutie....damn!...Damn! You know what...


JB