Friday, January 16, 2009

Who's The Baddest Bitch...?, I Don't See What The Problem Is..., and Ehh Bay Bay Lebron


Look, just look at that bitch!  She is the fucking ruler.  She couldn't see being a size 2.  She gives, "Oh no, I'm full" at every meal before she even touches a fork.  This is Victoria Beckham posing seductively in the new spring '09 Giorgio Armani lingerie ads. 

Her body is sick, her bag game is ridiculous, and she has one of the most over trades in Hollywood.  I live!  Thank goodness they moved to the U.S., now Posh can show these American bitches how to dress.  She is repulsed at the thought of ever wearing a flat, and that's the way it should be.  

Birkin anyone...?

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If you guys haven't heard already, NBA'er Eddy Curry is being sued by his ex driver for sexual harassment.  The driver says that the 6 foot 11 basketball player would expose himself and make the driver look at his penis.  Also, allegedly Curry jerked off in the car while the driver was driving and made the driver remove his "cum rags" so his wife wouldn't see.  
I mean, am I being naive, but I don't know what he's suing for (blank stare and crickets).  I can drive.  I can be a driver.  Why don't I apply for that job, I must have missed that one on Monster.com.  Fuckin prudes man...

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Look at this sweet baby Lebron.  Don't he look just as handsome on his GQ cover.  He looks just like a fashion model--yes he does.  

Have a great weekend people.  I'm sure there will be lots of tea to spill on Monday with all of the carrying ons in DC.  Trust me, it will be a show...

4 comments:

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

i dont even know who slim is
anywhop have a great 2009 folk

Marc. said...

amen to all of the above!

JJ said...

Vicky is that chick!!!!

deonte' k said...

She is hot!!!!!