Why is Obama slaying in this picture, lookin' like Mr. Jay from ANTM is directing him from the side.
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Ring the Mother-fucking alarm! I have a new husband thanks to my friend Howard Cromwell of DC's Most Fabulous Magazine. Even though he doesn't play pro, I think I'm fine with that. I'd have to cut back and curve my spending, but all I need is his love...lol.
Howard had mentioned that he was with some basketball players from the show 'Shirts and Skins' via text message on Saturday. I thought 'Shirts and Skins' was some online porn that I was missing out on, it's actually a show on LOGO. Boy was I missing out. Meet Demarco Majors.
The show follows a gay basketball team called the Rockdogs. Who even knew there was something called the NGBA (National Gay Basketball Association), and why am I not a water girl?
At 5' 11" 190 pounds, Demarco Majors slays. He can palm my basketball any day.
My husband was also one of the boys in that lady Beyonce's 'Freakum Dress' video. Somebody better tell that cunt to stay away from my man, she already has Jay is that not enough?
Okay, so I'm thinking Fall '09 wedding--actually the way he's filling out those boxer briefs, let's make it Spring. something really small and quaint. Just 50 of our closest family and friends in Hawaii. I know who won't be there though. One FRIEND in particular who know about Demarco and didn't tell me. I have too much class *coughs (Norman)* to even mention who it is *coughs again (Bowler)*. I don't know why people be hatin' on our love. Quincy Majors--It'd take some getting used to, but I like it.
Oh shit, Happy Halloween.
