Who's The Baddest Bitch...?, I Don't See What The Problem Is..., and Ehh Bay Bay Lebron

Look, just look at that bitch!  She is the fucking ruler.  She couldn't see being a size 2.  She gives, "Oh no, I'm full" at every meal before she even touches a fork.  This is Victoria Beckham posing seductively in the new spring '09 Giorgio Armani lingerie ads. 

Her body is sick, her bag game is ridiculous, and she has one of the most over trades in Hollywood.  I live!  Thank goodness they moved to the U.S., now Posh can show these American bitches how to dress.  She is repulsed at the thought of ever wearing a flat, and that's the way it should be.  

Birkin anyone...?

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If you guys haven't heard already, NBA'er Eddy Curry is being sued by his ex driver for sexual harassment.  The driver says that the 6 foot 11 basketball player would expose himself and make the driver look at his penis.  Also, allegedly Curry jerked off in the car while the driver was driving and made the driver remove his "cum rags" so his wife wouldn't see.  

I mean, am I being naive, but I don't know what he's suing for (blank stare and crickets).  I can drive.  I can be a driver.  Why don't I apply for that job, I must have missed that one on Monster.com.  Fuckin prudes man...

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Look at this sweet baby Lebron.  Don't he look just as handsome on his GQ cover.  He looks just like a fashion model--yes he does.  

Have a great weekend people.  I'm sure there will be lots of tea to spill on Monday with all of the carrying ons in DC.  Trust me, it will be a show...

Did Santa Bring Your Toys?, and ?...

So I made the fleshlight reference yesterday and told you guys that I would explain later...here's later.  So the other night I fell off to sleep while watching a movie on a cable channel.  Around 3 a.m. I woke up groggy and incoherent.  I thought I was dreaming because I heard, "There's only 3 more minutes to get your Grand Prix Stroker Pump for $79.99."  I sat straight up in the bed and saw two homely white women old enough to be my mother saying words like cock and pussy.  I got life watched for almost an hour.  It was like an HSN for sex toys.  I never knew there was so many things one could use to "get off". 

 Well let me just go on record to say that I don't use sex toys, It's just not my thing.  Besides, where do you store them, they take up so much room.  I'd rather use that extra money and storage space for shoes.  They want me to pay $89.99 for an 8" "Mulatto" dong?  Fuck that!  I know at least 3 mulattos with well over 8 inches that would gladly come over and fuck me now and GIVE me $89.99.  Hmmmm I don't know, we'll see...

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Who told Madonna to turn this Louis Vuitton Spring Ad Campaign like this?  I mean, I want names...

Who told Diesel to make this shoe?  I think its cute for them.  It's new Spring '09.  Get in...

Who taught Victoria and J. Lo to act like faggies?  WHO?

Who told artist Terrence Koh that he could wear the $100,000 Balenciaga pants?  The shade is that I believe he battled Beyonce in them...

Who is sicker than Alexander McQueen?  

Who was supposed to tell Ashanti that she was voted off like 8 years ago?  Also why hasn't anyone told her that she still can't sing?  Damn!