Summer, Summer, Summertime...and Aww Skeet Skeet The Conclusion

This weekend marked the official start of Summer.  This means that white girls everywhere are dusting off those flip flops and cut off jean shorts.  Actually, I don't ever think they put them away, but you know what I mean.  Black girls are running from any sight of the sun and heat so they won't sweat out their edges. We are only a couple of days into Summer, and trust that I have already seen a couple of fierce "kitchens".  Have a great summer!

Kitchen= Normally referring to the nape of the neck.  Particularly an area where extreme nappiness could occur especially during hot summer months.  

Well guys, my Fashion Mother Carlton and I had a talk about the whole public sex thing.  His thought...Mexicans!  I'm not sure if it's mainly Mexicans or the whole Hispanic population.  He says that they have sex in their cars and things.  It kinda makes since being that they don't really have that much privacy in their own homes, being that 14 people live in a studio.  Good thing I don't frequent Columbia Heights, I'd probably have them sticking to the soles of my shoe.  I'm so glad we got to the bottom of this undesirable phenomenon.  So, I guess this means until Hispanics get their own apartments we will see random condoms left all over the city?  I knew that if anyone knew it would be my Fashion Mother Carlton.  By the way go visit him at Barney's and shop down... Thanks mom!

Random Thought...Why is Pharell so fucking sexy?  I would let him take his...(never mind).