Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I Didn't Sign Up For That...

This is a guy at the Thai restaurant where I stopped for a cocktail
afterwork on Sunday. Right out of the gate I'll be really candid--this
mother-fucker was nasty as shit! First of all, he was eating so
violently like somebody was going to take it away from his ass.
Secondly, he was eating whilst talking to that queen beside him. More
than once many unidentifiable foreign objects and half chewed food
particles flew from his mouth. Thirdly, pretty much everytime he went
to wipe his mouth, he stuck his finger so far up his nose that he
probably touched his sinuses! We have people wondering why they are
sick, and can't get well. They probably touched a door handle or
shopping cart that this jerk did. Protect yourselves people--I have
one word, two syllables Pur-rell. Get into a hand sanitization scene
honey! Ewwwwww.....

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