Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A Star Is Born, and Tyra, Tyra, Tyra...



So last night the girls decided to go to Lauriol Plaza for a bite to eat.  I just knew from the list of attendees that it was going to be a conjure, and it was.  That is Abena right there with the boobs, the big hair, and the off the shoulder top.  You guys can't see, but she had on cut-off jeans and a pink and black satin pump with lace and string detailing?  Abena is the ruler!  The waitress--Her name is Tylisa.  Her father's name is Tyrone, and her mother's name is Lisa.  I'm not kidding!  Every time we go to Lauriol, we always conjure Tylisa to sing--you see she's an aspiring singer/songwriter.  Last night we had the privilege of hearing her remix 50 cent's 'Many Men'.  Her version went as so, "Many girls, many, many, many, many girls be hatin' on me.  Look to the sky Lord and I can see..."  Don't ask me any questions, I didn't write it!  Tylisa is just as crazy, she forgets about her tables and the fact that she still is a waitress.  She isn't signed yet, she needs some coins to pay the bills.  I can't believe they haven't fired that sweet baby yet?  She goes from table to table, and whoever wants to hear her sing she let's them have it.  Just between ya'll and me, I don't think Tylisa can sing a lick.  She better take up a trade like carpentry or being a medical assistant or some shit, cause I couldn't see her winning a Grammy!  I guess anything is possible though--look at Ashanti!

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Tyra, Tyra, Tyra!  Girl, if I see one more lace front of yours with all of that baby hair, I'm gonna loose it.  Beyonce's lace fronts don't give all of that.  Somebody must have told Tyra that was cute?  She looks like a deranged model murderer.  I can just picture her hair stylist with a big ass jar of brown gel and a toothbrush gelling that baby hair down!  I can't take Tyra, she is too much!

Thank you Richard for the pic...

5 comments:

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

a star indeed

MP said...

My BF has a cousin who cannot sing for shit but you can't tell her that. We were all watching Dream Girls on bootleg one day (because that's how I get down) and this trick was singing along like she was outdoing J-hud. I left. I hated it.

Tyra- She really does look like a deranged model murderer in that picture and I hate it.

Nicole said...
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Sunshynpink said...

Q, I was there sitting next to you last night. I was thinking the same thinking she was going to get fired, too! She does need voice lesson but her hooks were kinda cute. Overall, I had a great time....

Joey Bahamas said...

LMAO...I'm so done! I was in the Plaza on Monday and I let on of their waiters have it. He was prancing around while I was busy choking on a chip. I love that place though...the margarita-sangria swirl gives me life!

I really don't like Tyra by the way...she scares me, the way mimes and clowns do.