Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Celebrity Sighting, Biff and Buffy, and My Boyfriend of the Day...


What in the Disney Channel, pose half-way nude in a W photo-shoot with your country singer father, millionaire teenage girl Miley Cyrus shit is going on here?  I kept screaming, "Miley", but she didn't respond.  Im sure it was her, aren't you?

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Look at Biff and Buffy.  They are so happy in their little sweater vest and khakis.  Due to a little 5 syllable word called "gentrification", Biff and Buffy can roam the once mean streets of Washington, D.C. freely. Biff just made partner.  Buffy quit her job at her non-profit to decorate their new 3 bedroom loft on 14th St.  The last piece to complete their perfect life puzzle would be a baby.  Every time Buffy's mother comes to visit from Connecticut she asks when will she hear the pitter-patter of little feet around.  

Who has the heart to tell Buffy's mom that Biff likes chicks with dicks?  Any takers?  No one...?  It seems that Buffy hired a private investigator and Biff wasn't really working overtime on cases at the office.  He was on K. Street, just a little further down shopping for black trannies.  For now Buffy will just suck it up and make a big 'ol jug of lemonade out of the lemons life has given her.  Besides, she likes her "perfect" life...

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Sorry Jason Taylor, I know it's kinda greasy to work my way around the team, but hey...?  Shawn Springs is definitely my new boyfriend.  It seems that the Redskins are off to a good start.  Look at Shawn, he looks like somebody hit him in the face with a block of fudge--just as chocolately!  And I sure as hell am not John Meyer, but his body is a wonderland!  Get in!  Call me boy!

Is that bitch in the background looking at my man?  If she knows the Lord, she might not wanna play with my man!  

4 comments:

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

LOL
buffy

and biche in background

Acoustic Soul said...

Boy you kill me. You had a full on story about Biff and Buffy & them sweater vest. Do you think they planned that?

Chet said...

Share and share alike.

Q said...

Acoustic, I hope they didn't plan it. if so that's a show!