So last night was the birthday party of DC's own Mr. Howard Cromwell. This picture is not from last night, but from Howard's 27th birthday party. I thought that I'd post a more "youthful" image of you Howard...lol. You're 30 now, so welcome the old old jokes.
The party was housed at BeBar and definitely was even more than I expected. I arrived to a packed venue with great energy and no drama. All a girl ever wants to do is get a drink and have a two step...
Not only was I there (lol), other "celebrities" came through to party it up for Mr. Cromwell's B-Day as well. Isis from ANTM came through to show the girls grace.
The one and only Jensen Atwood also stopped through to party and do a little promo. He was very cool, and had such a nice and warm demeanor. Some of the girls got a little too excited to see Jensen though. Come on, get it together queens, some of y'all were acting like he was gonna snatch one of you up and make you his Noah. I couldn't ever see pushing my way through a crowd to get to any man...well?
This is Howard getting life from my bejeweled tennis shoe. I wanted to wear metallics for him, because he shines like a star.
That's my sister, she gives face.
Again Howard, Happy Birthday! Lord knows how you party night after night and stay looking fresh and vibrant. Thank goodness you make a living out of partying now, I couldn't see you doing anything else. Love!
Vrooooom, vrooom! So Congratulations are due to one of my ex-husbands Lewis Hamilton. The other day, he became the world's youngest Formula One champion. My alimony checks should increase now.
There is Lewis walking with Pharellisha. They kinda look like they're talking about sweaty butt sex or something.
Pharell to Lewis: "Hey N*gga, you tryna stick your tongue in my butt?
Lewis To Pharell: Umm, I guess? I've never done that before. You just can't tell anybody o.k., I'm kinda dating Nicole Scherzinger.
Pharell to Lewis: No doubt Son, you tryna do that now?
Lewis to Pharell: Yeah, can we get facials first though?
You can't censor fantasies!
Don't forget to vote tomorrow bitches...