Thursday, March 12, 2009

A Boot, Beat Boot, Nasty Boot, and Mad Boot...

So the Yves Saint Laurent caged bootie is definitely one of the stand-out shoes for the season.  Somehow, I don't ever think this type of boot is ever in...

That sucks.  The District couldn't see not getting their coin.  They are soon unveiling new types of boots that have a locked keypad on them.  Upon paying your outstanding tickets, you would get a code to unlock the boot.  If that's not over, I don't know what is.  

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This lady had an 8 minute wait for her Orange line train the other day.  That bitch beat her motherfucking face the whole goddamn 8 minutes.  After she got onto the train, she still continued to contour her face for trash.  Esperanza couldn't see not having a beat face when she showed up to her housekeeping job.  She's giving 'Chile's Next Top Model' teas.  I'm not angry at you girl...
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...But I am angry at him!

I couldn't get my phone out fast enough, but this nasty ass bitch couldn't see not picking his nose for filth on the train.  This Napolean Dynamite fucker dug so far up his nose that he had to break something loose in his sinuses.  He saw me with a disgusted look on my face and stopped suddenly.  Hand sanitizer people, that's all I have to say.  Ummmm, ummm, umm...  Nasty gold digger!

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Did you guys hear about the suspicious vehicle near the Capitol the other day?  Obviously, the driver stopped and had the nerve to ask a police officer for directions.  The officer said that the man was acting weird, and asked him to stop.  Once the officers searched his car, they found 6 guns and a sword.  A sword?  This dude was about to fuck somebody up.  A sword son, damn...  He was on some medieval chop your dome off shit.  It would slightly be the ruler if I started to carry a sword.  I would draw it constantly, just for no reason.  Like if the lady fucked up my dry cleaning, I would draw my sword on her.  Or if someone was playing music too loud on the train, I would draw my sword on them.  How about at work, if my boss asked me why I was late...?  So, where can I get a sword?

7 comments:

Dusty Boot said...

car boot: go hack it!

swords: my buddy at work has a bunch of 'em and knows how to use them. scary as all hell!

Joey Bahamas said...

That YSL Boot is ovah...but you know some big foot bitch is going to be walking around thinkin she's cute with ur pinky toe hanging out the side! A mess...

JB

Troy N. said...

DC is getting so dangerous these days! I warn y'all make sure you do your nature walks at Judiciary Square with a mini flashlight and a spare pack of bubble yum, ya know, for that not so fresh minty breath moments..No need to thank me."sniff"

deonte' k said...

LOL @ the lady on the train and the dude!

A sword?? Yes he was about to get it in on some1. LOL

Promiscuous X said...

Yeah ni@@a you dont need no dam sword lol..

EWWWL to the dude picking his dam nose lol.

Corey Keith said...

Oh my God! Ms. Esperanza beat that mug for real!!! LOL

YBandDL has got Chris Brown's back said...

I'm mad that there is a boot on a Lexus, they can afford the Lexus, but not the tickets?

Why is the boot over? It looks like something Solange would wear..lmao

Does your phone not flash, becasue how do they not know you are taking a pic of them so up close.