Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Walk The Ball, The Met Gala Ball, and I Don't Mean To Be Picky...

Good day fuckers, before I get started with today's post, I just wanted to get something off my chest.  So, last night my "first" called (we chat from time to time). He literally was the FIRST to have my precious peach.  I was a mere 16 years old, and I won't tell you how old he was because the authorities may be reading this.  Even when we did play gay naked Twister back in the day, we were never an "item".  Strangely enough last night he was talking relationship talk?  He asked why we never tried to make it work, and what did I think about us taking a stab at being together.  It's not the fact that he isn't a great guy, which he is.  It's not the fact that he isn't good-looking, because he is definitely that.  The only thing that bothers me is that you mean to tell my ass that I've been chasing dick for 14 years and I could have just held tight to his one?  Somehow that fucks with my universe in so many ways, and I have a headache this morning just thinking about it.  Anyways...


I know that you guys have seen this picture of Ms. Legend walking her dog on the beach "topless" in Miami.  I have always thought that she was over, but this picture makes me feel some kind of way about her...

Get into her package.  I'm not sure if you guys know or not, but I'm a certified bulge inspector.  I can merely look at a bulge and tell the approximate size/shape/coloration of a man's penis.  I'm giving Ms. Legend an 8.5. (all score are calculated in inches).  That will do John.  

Look at John walking for B Boy realness...

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So the Met Gala went down the other night.  It is one of the most glamorous events of the year.  Tickets to the event cost upwards of $7000, and it was a complete sell-out.  Get into the fashions....

Amanda Kerr looked simple yet chic in Jil Sander.

Madonna is on that stuff.  I have come to the conclusion.  Maybe it was all of the dick she was taking in the late 80's and early 90's?  I guess it affected her brain/fashion sense somehow.  Whatever it was, she looks possessed!

Why don't they bring 'House of Style' back to MTV.  That was the best show next to 'Real World'.  I couldn't wait to see Ms. Cyndi talk about the fashions, and ke-ke with that lady Todd Oldham.  Get into her in Versace with "The Donatella" herself.  Donatella has had so much work done that she looks like a Madame Tussaud's wax figure.  She is beat as hell though.

What a miss for Victoria!  Ughhhhh....!

Y'all already know that I'm about to read Tyra.  Does she have mirrors in her house.  Ooooh, so you're telling me that she does have mirrors, they're just fun house mirrors, those joints from the circus?  She better fire that team of tired fags that she has dressing her.  At least she's consistent.  She ALWAYS looks horrible.  

You don't wanna fuck with this coke snortin' cunt!  She looked amazing in Marc Jacobs.

I don't think I've ever seen Rihanna look bad.  She looked fashion forward and modern in this Dolce and Gabanna voluminous shouldered tuxedo jacket and skinny pants.  It's the Met Gala Ball, this is where you wear shit like this.  She would look crazy as hell anywhere else.  

Mr Rose and Ms. Kanye came through.  She wasn't wearing any socks with her lace-ups.  That lady is always doing sold out show...

Giselle looked hot as hell in Versace.

The definition of sexy, Mr. Tom Ford.  

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So did you guys hear about Oprah and KFC teaming up to give America free dinner?  You have until the end of today to download your coupon at kfc.com.  I don't want KFC though.  Do you think if I take my coupon to Ruth's Chris, they will redeem it?  It's worth a try, cause I don't want no damn KFC...

10 comments:

Dusty Boot said...

LOL @ Tyra.

Ruth Chris will take food stamps, you have to be really nice when you ask about it tho.
What? You ain't neva tried????

Troy N. said...

Colonels and the children -somebody call my Pastor!

Q, Truly said...

o

you've SEEN her look bad...

u jus don't REMEMBER.

lemme refresh u

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/7d5uT-t2otn/2005+World+Music+Awards+Show/bqevc_-nvXM/Rihanna

Q said...

Q Truly: Oooooop...

fuzzy said...

I got 15 coupons... yea... I'm greedy! lmao...

Ms Legend, I woulda gave him a rating of 8. You would be surprised at who will fool you regardless of the soft bulge... Nice photos BTW...

Sapphire Blu said...

i really wish folks would stop sending the free KFC coupons!! even if i did eat the bird it sure as hell wouldn't be from there. BARF!!! again q, YOUR people will do anything for something FREE!

deonte' k said...

LMAO... John LOOKS GOOD!!!! ;)

Oyin said...

lol @ the KFC thingy...hey I never knew about the coupon thingy....


Dont think Ruth Chris will go for that!

FASHIONS-FLYEST said...

yeah John is the bizness, but I just want to raid his closet

lol

Noble P said...

i wish bald head and kanye would both come out of the closet already!!