I'm not sure if you guys have heard about the diss record that Ms. Treyisha Songz has put out against Mr. R. Kelly, but I myself can't believe it. Ms. Songz "raps" and "sings" to the beat of Jay Z's newest track D.O.A (Death of Autotune). This young lady has the nerve to try and come for Robert, talking about how he is "fresher" than R. Kelly? I couldn't see it! R. Kelly has provided the soundtrack for countless baby making sessions (minus the whole egg fertilization process though) for me personally. Do you know how many times I "had" to TP2.com? Let's just say that the cd was scratched by the time I was done with it.
R. Kelly has been a beast ever since Public Announcement. Lil Ms. Trey Songz still had her hair in pig tails while R. Kelly was telling us that "she got that vii
iiiiiiibe". Don't even mention '12 Play', I think this cd taught me everything I know about sex.
Can anybody even name a Trey Songz single? Oh, I know...'I Can't Help But Wait'--Get the fuck outta here! I'm sure Ms. Songz has played with her clit to 'Your Body's Callin', and has the nerve to try and read.
Anyways, I'm hoping that R. Kelly doesn't even respond to this nonsense. With all of the hits that he has given us over the years, I'm not a fan of golden showers, but I would let him pee on me--you know just as a thank you?
What's your favorite R. Kelly jam? I wanna know...
So it seems that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) wants a certain rapper to pose nude for their newest campaign. Yes, PETA has sent a letter to T.I. in jail to ask him to pose nude for the cause. I'm glad T.I. is gonna be on lockdown for a minute, because I need time to get my heart right. If I would walk up on a nude poster of him without warning, I might faint. Lawd, y'all know how I feel about T.I. Better not nobody say nothing bad about T.I.! Hopefully, Mr. Clifford Harris acquiesces and drops his pants like they're hot. He really doesn't give much body, but he could walk in any Ball for "Face" all day long! I feel a prayer coming on...
Let us pray...
Lord, please watch over T.I. in jail, and don't let any of those big men play in his boy hole. Lord, please let T.I. know that him posing nude is for a good cause, and that it would mean good P.R. for him after his release from jail. Also Lord God, please guide and direct him to leave that tired cunt Tiny. Let him know that there are beater bitches out here, and that she looks like Smurfette. Amen! Oh, one more thing. It's not about T.I., it's just for me. Lord, I can't wait until I have a pair of the men's Louboutin's on my feet. Please guide my foot steps in the right direction, and assist me in making the smartest purchase. I said AMEN!
Fuck T.I. posing for PETA. You know what would be beat as hell, if they got motherfuckin' Michael Vick to pose. Biiiiiitcccchhh, that would be so over! The irony would kill me immediately!
Special Announcement: So, I'm in love with a new Creed! It's called Neroli Sauvage. I haven't thrown my Vetiver, or my dear Love in Black to the side quite yet, but I found this scent quite intriguing. It has top notes of bergamot, lemon, and grapefruit. It totally smells like "old money", kinda like death bed, sign right here on the dotted line grandma chic? I live for it!