Now I'm Mad, Real Mad Joe Jackson!, Marco Pole-Ho!, and Fall Accessories...

Those of you who saw the Joe Jackson interview last night I’m sure you’re quite disgusted this morning. Every time I see him, I feel like I need body wash and a loofah stat! He is so gross. He looks like he drinks a shake 3x a day that consist of Viagra, Cialis, E pills, wheat germ, and frog piss. I’m sure if it were not against the law, he would take Michael’s dead body on tour. He would use a glass encased “Pope-mobile” kinda deal, and stroll his ass around for a coin. Now he’s talking about getting his old dried up hands on Paris and Blanket. He says that Paris can sing, and Blanket can dance. Katherine better grab those little white kids before Joe starts to whip their asses and make them rehearse.

You know what, I’m sure HIS ass will be the last living Jackson. He’s gonna outlive them all! The Devil is always tryin’ it!

On Monday, The Wendy Williams Show aired on Fox. I guess Tyra isn’t making the numbers she used to, because they pushed her ass back. How are you gonna push one lace front wearing tranny back for another? Anyways, Wendy had more faggies in her audience than an Atlanta Pride event. It was so beat! I felt like I was watching a Ball. It was too much. Besides queens parading around, and the faggotry that is Wendy Williams, the show is kinda boring. I’ll give it a week before I give my final stamp of “Hell No”! Hmmm…

How you doin? (In drag voice)

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I’m not sure if you all know that I’m a cougar, but I do have a some what affinity for younger men. It doesn’t get any younger than Soulja Boy (It does, but that means jail). Get into a recent picture of him giving face to his MySpace fans. He could use a Burger or two, (I couldn’t ever see my trade coming for my waistline) but he will definitely do. I get life (Shut up Norman)! If I married Soulja Boy, would my last name be Boy? Quincy Boy? I kinda like it, it has a ring to it.

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I mean damn, it’s taken all this time for Frida Gianni to finally “get” what Gucci was all about? Gucci is sexy, modern, and made for a confident woman who loves body conscious clothing. She never wants a day of Tom Ford, but unf

ortunately he paid Gucci and left. No one will ever turn it like he did! What do you all think of this new bootie? I love it! I can see it now for Fall with black opaque tights, a pencil skirt, and a classic crisp white blouse or nubby sweater. The Ready to Wear doesn’t look to bad either. Keep it up Frida so you don’t get canned like Alessandra Fraccinetti!