Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I'm Baaaaaaccccckkkk Bitches!

Gird your loins fuckers, it's me! I know I've been away for a minute, but I promise to never stay away that long again. I've been busy with work and my new addition--Hi J! I'm also making plans for my 40 minus 9 birthday celebration. For those of you who think you may get an invite stay tuned. Anyways, so much has happened since our last ke-ke. My first order of business is to talk about Ms. Jamie Foxx. If you haven't heard by now he took some very risque pictures of himself. Don't get me wrong his body is sick, but the real tea is that he needs to clean up that dirty ass bathroom. I wonder what trade Jamie was sending those pictures to? Probably some piece that he met at Miami Pride. Fuckin' Conjure! If you do a little detective work online you can find a picture with no blue star, if you know what i mean. That's a big ass star--no shade!


Next! Ms. Bowisha was just signed to the Cash Money Millionaires. Now Baby can have him now. I guess Lil' Wayne has gotten to big (big meaning with fame, cause that short ass mother fucker hasn't grown an inch!) for them to smash. If a picture of Baby and Bow Wow surfaces of them kissing on the lips, I'm gonna lose it! I'm gonna lose it, and them I'm gonna get a lawyer to help me negotiate a sex tape with them. Just for kicks right?


From Hollywood to D.C... Get into these queens on the train. They weren't using each other for some reason. The one in the glasses kept looking at her in the white shirt like she was disgusted. I was waiting for an all out Dynasty cat fight to occur! I mean I wanted wig pulling and for them to fall into a pool. Wouldn't that be over! Anyways, they both got off at the same stop and were never seen again. Can you see the shade on their faces? I'm sure they probably knew each other and there is more tail to that snake (more of a story). Queens!

Random bus stop waiting, DC fitted, no shirt wearing, no job having, trifling ass, beat bodied trade. Get in!



Brooke Hogan?

Soulja Boy?


Last but not least, get all over these pieces from Gucci for Fall. The first bitch I see in this bag/shoe combination I will carry her on my back until she says "STOP". I don't care if it's a mile--I'm not kidding...

Sorry about the lapse in blogging again fuckers!

6 comments:

Joey Bahamas said...

The shade, the trade, and that bag and shoe combination! My sister is back children...let us pray she never leaves again!

JB

borzou said...

Welcome back sister. After your "I promise I'll write" post I thought you were done.

For realsies though what's up with Jamie? He's not a 15 year old white girl. He had to know what was going to happen with that picture.

Claudia said...

Please talk to me about this! http://theybf.com/index.php/2009/08/19/the-carters-get-into-scuffle-with-croatian-paps/

Q, Truly said...

"...the real tea is that he needs to clean up that dirty ass bathroom."

i thought i was the only 1 thinking that!

o how i've missed u :)

deonte k said...

LMAO @ the dudes on the train and bus stop lol. ;)

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