Monday, June 28, 2010

School's Out For Summer!

Listen to my new jam "Fancy" by Drake while I break the bad news to you...

So, the hate mail from me not blogging last week is piling up over here at You guys will just have to miss me, because this bitch is taking the summer off. Between me trying to revamp the blog, trying to cast Season 2 of 'The Real Housecunts of DC', readying for upcoming events, and arranging all of my bow ties in alphabetical order by color, I have absolutely no time. So I figured if I take the summer off I could regroup. I need time to reinvent my brand, which is me, Quincy Jones. You all should take this time to reinvent your brand as well. Get a new haircut, clean out your closet, scroll through your mobile phone and delete those phone numbers of "toxic friends", go to a museum, travel, commit to learning a new word everyday, watch an old black and white movie (you'd be surprised how much you'll be inspired), go out in the middle of the week by yourself and meet new people (network), find a positive mantra and repeat it daily (my daily mantra is "I'm Christopher Columbus, y'all are just the pilgrims").

Get it? Reinvent yourself. Make your brand, which is you, appealing to others. If you're not finding a job, that new house you want, or that man you long for, perhaps it's time to upgrade your brand? You know that saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"? Yeah, obviously it's broken, so get your tools and hop to it bitch!
Oh, and this advice isn't free, fill the tip jar (the Paypal icon) to your right-------->

So while we're reinventing our brand's, in a gay universe far far away this is happening...

I'm kinda scared that the big girl (boy) can move his (her) ass like that. I'm flabbergasted.

August 30, 2010...I shall return! (wink)

1 comment:

Mike Fourth said...

OK, New Look. I hope that means you are gearing up for a new season.