Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Racism Is Still In For Summer, What A Drag, Train Trade. and CoCo Squared(Re-post)...

Have any of you guys seen ABC's show 'What Would You Do?'  Basically it's a hidden camera show and they stage certain scenarios to see what people would do in certain situations.  One of the scenarios last night was staged in a New York boutique.  The actors included a security guard, an African American female shopper, and a store clerk.  When the fake security officer approached the fake Black shopper he asked if he could search her.  He said things like "We don't come to your neighborhoods".  It was so over!  All of this was to see if any of the onlooking shoppers would do anything.  Clearly this woman had just walked into the store, and hadn't stolen anything.  One of the male shoppers when probed by the actress clerk said, "Hey, I bet she tried to pull the race card didn't she?"  
Hey, thanks for the support big guy.  I wonder where they hold Klan meetings in Manhattan?  Can somebody look into that, and get back to me?  When they told the asshole that it was an experiment, he said that he felt sorry for her.  I'm so glad to see that just like statement shoes,  racism is also still in for Summer.  Mother fuckers!
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Congrats to  African Prince(ss) Bebe Zahara Benet of RuPaul's Drag Race for taking home the title of America's Next Drag Superstar.  I got so much life from Bebe, she slightly twirled the show, and deserved to win.  

Check out many more of Bebe's modeling pics at bebezaharabenet.com.

Here's to tucking your junk and covering razor bumps with tons of bad MAC make-up!  Cheers...!

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This trade came and sat down beside me the other day on the platform.  He literally smelled like he had brushed his teeth with a marijuana flavored toothpaste, taken a shower with weed scented body wash, and had just finished harvesting crop in Columbia.  I was sitting 4 feet away from him, and I swear I caught contact.  It was 9:30 in the morning, I mean damn.  I was waiting for this mother fucker to actually pull out a joint and rotate that bitch around the train station.  I'm sure all of the clocks in his house are stuck on 4:20 p.m.  I get life...

Johnte Austin?

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Remember this...?


    
Style and class are just two words to describe fashion icon Coco Chanel.  Since the introduction of the "little black dress" in 1926, Chanel has become a mega-brand.  Tweed jackets, the "medium classic, and Coco's law of over accessorizing are still staples in the house today, where one of the coolest men on earth, Karl Lagerfeld has taken over.   

Coco T, the wife of 90's rapper Ice T, is also one of history's memorable style mavens.  Many women have definitely tried, but no one does the camel toe better than CoCo T.  Her awkward silhouettes, and trashy key hole cutouts are second to none.  No other white girl has quite mastered the use of pvc and latex as Mrs. T.  Ever since the mid 90's, Coco T has consistently given us some of the skankiest get ups in history.  So today I celebrate two of the most amazing women in fashion history:  Coco Chanel and Coco T...




6 comments:

Dusty Boot said...

D'oh... I missed the RuPaul drag race show!

I love how you take random pictures of these dudes. Priceless. Am I next?

Curious said...

I had not noticed the camel toe until you had brought it to our attention. Thank you, I know now that all is well with the world knowing that Coco T is leading the way with skankiness for all to see.

Son of Baldwin said...

OMG, I love this blog. It's witty as hell.

The marijuana trade post is HILARIOUS!

Joey Bahamas said...

"e literally smelled like he had brushed his teeth with a marijuana flavored toothpaste, taken a shower with weed scented body wash, and had just finished harvesting crop in Columbia. I was sitting 4 feet away from him, and I swear I caught contact. "- that was slightly over! LOL

And all hail Chanel+Lagerfeld!

JB

Corey Keith said...

LOL! You better get life from that ole trade!

Coco T!? Hilarious!And that camel toe... OMG! A mess!

Troy N. said...

5000.00in Mac Cosmetics...didn't he already have this? Sounds very cheesy weezy to me??