Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Stop And Smell The Fuckin' Roses...

Who do you think the flowers are for? His online blind date from
Men 4 Now, or maybe an early Mother's Day gift? Either way, what a
nice chivalrous gesture. I mean, when did men stop doing the "flower
thing", and I'm not only talking about occassions. You mean to tell
me I pushed your big headed ass baby outta my vagina, and all you
wanna give me is tulips? Try stopping by a florist on the way home on
a random Monday. What's the worst it can do for you...get you a
congratulatory blow job?

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