Purveyor Of All Things Appropriately Inappropriate
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Stop And Smell The Fuckin' Roses...
Who do you think the flowers are for? His online blind date from Men 4 Now, or maybe an early Mother's Day gift? Either way, what a nice chivalrous gesture. I mean, when did men stop doing the "flower thing", and I'm not only talking about occassions. You mean to tell me I pushed your big headed ass baby outta my vagina, and all you wanna give me is tulips? Try stopping by a florist on the way home on a random Monday. What's the worst it can do for you...get you a congratulatory blow job?