Here we go again... Just when I thought it was safe to walk the streets freely again. With the last installment of "Aww Skeet Skeet", my theory was that horny cougar single mothers were getting it on in parked cars because they couldn't bring their dates home. Now I'm thinking the demographic of those participating in public sex could be a little younger. Im quite sure who ever fucked in this park near 9th and New York Avenue also consumed this Reeses Cup. It's probably a horny twenty-something who got drunk in Chinatown at some really bad bar, but lives in a studio with a roommate. What do you do? Stop by CVS, get some condoms, and a snack, and fuck to your heart's delight in the park for all to see. Buy a white girl some chewy sprees and a glass of chardonnay...5 minutes tops you can be spankin' that ass in a park. Tell me something, have you ever seen any bitches from the hood on 'Girls Gone Wild'? Happy Wednesday!
Purveyor Of All Things Appropriately Inappropriate
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Awww Skeet Skeet Muthafucka...Part Trois
Here we go again... Just when I thought it was safe to walk the streets freely again. With the last installment of "Aww Skeet Skeet", my theory was that horny cougar single mothers were getting it on in parked cars because they couldn't bring their dates home. Now I'm thinking the demographic of those participating in public sex could be a little younger. Im quite sure who ever fucked in this park near 9th and New York Avenue also consumed this Reeses Cup. It's probably a horny twenty-something who got drunk in Chinatown at some really bad bar, but lives in a studio with a roommate. What do you do? Stop by CVS, get some condoms, and a snack, and fuck to your heart's delight in the park for all to see. Buy a white girl some chewy sprees and a glass of chardonnay...5 minutes tops you can be spankin' that ass in a park. Tell me something, have you ever seen any bitches from the hood on 'Girls Gone Wild'? Happy Wednesday!
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