Thursday, July 24, 2008

Star-Studded Event...

After a long stressful day at work, I decided to take a little walk around Chinatown for some site seeing and window shopping.  To my utmost surprise, there were celebrities (not the real things) all around.  Seventh street was poppin' yesterday. I'm ill, and someone should really stop me know...


Kathy Griffin-esque was there.  I shouted to her that i loved her show on Bravo, but no response.  Im sure she's busy moving to the "C" list from "D".  

Beenie (Hang)-Man came through.  It was crazy.  I asked him if he could show me how to "Dutty Wine", but again no response.  

This trade was no celebrity, he was just fine as shit.  He could definitely walk for Plaid short white tee hat to the side dunk wearing dreaded giving face and slight body B-Boy realness.  That's a Ball the girls would attend.

It sure as hell ain't the first of the month, but a member of Bone Thugs was spotted walking down 7th St. yesterday with her butch queen body guard.

Oooh Girl, Take a Bow... Rihano-no was in D.C. yesterday.  I know it's kinda warm outside, but there is no excuse for frizz like that.  Thank God for the "Indian in my family", but if I didn't, I would definitely get into a pressing comb scene. Hell, give me Sade' tee and slick her back...
 
This isn't anyone in particular.  She just looked like she wanted to murder me.  Wouldn't it be over if she would have stabbed me and I kept taking pictures.  I would get life...

Micheal...?  I loved when you and Janet did Scream.  Oooh...This lady was shopping in Urban Outfitter yesterday.  I couldn't take her face.  Actually, I couldn't take many things about this cunt.  She had more plastic in her head than a pack of Tupperware containers.  She actually looked as if she had just stepped foot off of an operating table.  She still had trauma bruise marks on her cheeks, but she needed shoes damn it!  Nothing was going to get in her way, not even an I.V. or a doctor's request for a week of bed rest.  I'm slightly grossed out, but at the same time I get life from her.  She punishes... 

1 comment:

Dusty Boot said...

roflol you must've been delirious lol. good post.