Thursday, November 13, 2008

Random Fashion Thoughts, Oooh Obama, and Frankie, Frankie, Frankie...

Why is Naomi the most over supermodel cunt that has ever graced the runway?  Dolce and Gabanna couldn't see not having her be the ONLY female to walk in their Men's Spring/Summer '09 fashion show.  Of course she slayed the walk, and made the people gag.  Why in the hell would Yves Saint Laurent replace her as the face of YSL with Claudia Schiffer.  I couldn't see it myself...

How hot is this look from Alexander McQueen's Spring/Summer '09 show?  It gives the illusion of a one-piece.  There were all types of hot things from McQueen for Spring.  Being that there were no offers for anyone to buy me those boots from the last post...the above pant and shirt will do.


Why is our President elect Barrack Obama so fine?  Look at him, he's just as cute as he wanna be.  Watch him Michelle.  Make sure none of that Bill Clinton shit goes on in the Oval Office.  Michelle would whip some ass, Do u hear me?  I'm talking about a good 'ol natural ass whippin' down to the white meat.  I don't want none...

Wow, did anyone see the premiere of Keisha Cole's BET reality show?  That's Frankie Cole, Keisha's real mother (said with hardly parting my lips).

Frankie is Keisha's biological mother who gave Keisha up as a young child due to her drug and alcohol addictions.  The show follows Keisha's family every yell and scream of the way.  There are specific tongues of Ebonics that I've never even heard being used on this freakin show'.  I find myself embarrassed at times wondering whether anyone other than the Black race somehow stumbled upon this buffoonery.  I mean come on, Obama was just elected into office, we were on a high--and now this? 

Quotes from the show...

Frankie Cole:  "I don't want to go to dinner wit' you.  Imma be watchin horror movies and eatin Popeye's chicken all day..."

Frankie Cole:  "I'm her real momma.  I carried her for 9 months!"

Frankie Cole:  "Y'all always be treatin' me like a crackhead!"

Frankie Cole:  " I don't need her help.  I need you, I need Neffie, I need Sam, I need Ellie, I need Robert, I need Lativia, I need Alice, and I need you to not hug me right now!"

She's supposed to be clean from drugs now, so that means she's still trippin' off shit she took back in the 80's and 90's?  Son, that's some powerful shit, and I don't want any!  Crackheads are the fucking ruler, especially crackheads with a millionaire daughter who has a reality show.  Somebody get me an aspirin.  


deonte' k said...

LMAO... you are too funny.

I sooo missed Keyshia's show this week, but part of me really don't care if I see it or not lol.

theoriginalblowersdaugtr said...

Ain't Barack fine, though?! As my sis says, you know there's a slew of white women just plotting how their gonna be the ones to get them a piece. I don't even want to think of what Michelle would do to them (and him) if that ever went down. Perish the thought!