Today marks the first day of school for Obama kids Sasha and Malia. They will be attending Sidwell Friends. The above picture is an older picture of them going to school in Chicago, but if they know like I know, Michelle better step their gear game up. I have clients who have kids at Sidwell, and they carry the most beat Chanel bags at the age of 12 everyday. No more Spongebob lunch boxes, it better give an Hermes "Lindy" bag, or the kids will play them. I'm also hoping Michelle got it in with that good pressing comb on both of their heads. If not a 'Just For Me' would do. I remember going to school as a little lad cunt, my mother would lay my baby hairs down so fiercely that they would still be in place when she picked me up at the end of the day. Does my mom need to call Michelle?
Have fun at school guuuurls!
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We all know by know that poor lil' Charles Barkley was pulled over last week for a DUI. Apparently, he was DWH--Driving While Horny. When asked by the police why he was speeding, this scoop ball head fucker right here told police that he was speeding to a woman's house to have sex. I'm not even gonna hate on him, because I've done some crazy shit for good dick. Once I believe I got up at 2 in the a.m., took a shower, called a cab, twirled the meat, made him breakfast, cleaned his house, and made it to work on time.
I wonder who this porno star video ho was he was racing off to. I hope that was some good cut, because it got him publicly humiliated, landed him hella' fines, probation, and the insurance increase of life. I bet he wishes he would have just used a fleshlight, they're on sale at shoperotic.com (more on that later)--get in...
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25 year old Sale Sharks Rugby Player Luke Mcallister ain't no joke. Besides being an amazing rugby player, his fuckin' body is a wonderland. Did you get into those legs...
...and can somebody call Duncan Hines? Look at those damn cakes...
Sorry Tina, but she's got legs as well. I would sure like to know if she can use them...
Oooop, I'm not even captioning this one. I can't do it! You guys caption it!
Happy Monday Fuckers!
2 comments:
SMH at Charles Barkely! The things we do for sex... mmmm sex!
I am so mad at you for talking about Michelle's hair combing technique (or should I say lack there of ).
Wouldn't it be a mess if Sir Charles Barkley was rushing off to see "Super head". LMAO!
Fleshlights . . . . .
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