Friday, January 30, 2009

T.I., What is IT...?, and Make IT Stop...

Have you seen T.I. in this recent pic of him performing?  The trade was getting so much life that he wanted to show the people his nappy ass bush.  T.I. is the father of my octuplets (more on that later) and all, but he needs to get some perm to that carpet.  If he doesn't wanna perm it, some brown gel will do.
No shade, but I bet he won't be so eager to show his pubes in a few months when his ass will serve that year sentence.  They are about to go straight OZ on his ass in that joint.  Can't you hear him on the phone with his wife Tiny now... "Yo Ma, why they gotta fuck me like that....?  Yo, that's some fucked up shit, ya heard?" 
Oooooh, "Live your Life" T.I....

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This is a woman on the train the other day...(blank stares).  I don't even know where to start.  I couldn't tell if she was already heavily medicated, or needed medication.  We all know how cold it's been here in D.C., with that in mind, please look at her choice of footwear.  At one point she even took a phone call, and every third word was "mother-fucker".  If that wasn't "klassy" enough, she devoured a full meal on the train, complete with a cup of joe to wash it down.  I thought someone was taping for Keisha Cole's 'The Way It Is', but there were no cameras.  Oh Well...  Tina Marie?

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A lady in California recently gave birth to octuplets.  The babies were born prematurely, and weigh on average a pound a piece.  The woman who is still unidentified, was said to become pregnant through IVF.  Here is the kicker though, the bitch already has 6 kids at home.  She lives with her mother, and ain't got man the first.  This is why our ass in a recession.  Our government has to take care of women who act like animals and have excessive amounts of children.  They bite a fucking piece of leather, plop the kids out, and then they're our problem until they're 18.  When I walk through "the hood" on my day off, all I see is girls with babies trailing behind them in tallest to shortest height order.  You mean this cunt gets rewarded for spreading her legs and getting fucked?  So let me get this right, she doesn't have to work...?  Well where the hell is my reward?  For as many times as I've spread my legs, the government hasn't given me shit.  I'll live off WIC and food stamps, then I'd take my checks twice a month to buy Birkin bags and Louboutins.  I'd be the beatest bitch on WIC.  Get into that.
Im done now, Sorry...

Happy Superbowl Weekend... Good Luck Troy!

9 comments:

thegayte-keeper said...

T. I. the dude is just looking for attention...

And the lady giving birth to all those babies is kinda irresponsible and they should take them away from her because she won't be able to care for them...

Joey Bahamas said...

Sista...quick query...why are you walking through the hood on your day off??? Oop!


JB

Q said...

Joey,

The beatest trade lurk in the hood honey... Get in!

deonte' k said...

LMAO, boy u are a trip.... that woman on the train is a mess.

Corey Keith said...

You know you like that bush! And the lady with all those lil 'uns... a mess... but not nearly as big of a mess as that lady on the train! I guess she is your version of the atlsoulja girl....

CutieTJ said...

LMAO!...I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

Acoustic Soul said...

Ya'll need to leave T.I. alone. How many men WANT to walk around with sweaty nuts? He found an oppurtunity to wipe 'em down and took it.

Tina Marie? I gagged!!!

That broad with the octuplets . . . .yea, if the state took them babies, we would still be suppling their needs cuz they'd be in foster care!

Sapphire Blu said...

LMAO @ TI's pubes and the reference to brown gel. actually he needs clippers OR a venus razor to get that chia pet GONE!

the lady with the babies is living foul or at least not in reality as she didn't even conceive with an actual living breathing man, well she did but not one that made her call his name among other things... i am so confused with this tomfoolery, but hey that's nothing new... perhaps i should follow her lead: it's hard out here for a pimp working a real 9 to 5: WIC line here i come *just playing*

Dm said...

I completely agree.
That hag needs to have her uterus taken out.

Jackin our taxes up thru the roof to take care of her and her 14 kids. Un-frickin-believable....

Dm