What Is This I Hear About...?

What is this I hear about me going to KFC/Taco Bell last night between bar hops and getting way too much entertainment while I was there.  First of all the cunt that took my order was the worst.  She had a fresh weave and a beat face, and couldn't see moving at a normal pace.  I think I waited 20 minutes for my order, but I wasn't even mad.  I was about to call the damn Guinness book of World Records so someone could come induct her name for smacking lips and eye rolling the most times in ten minutes.  She got her own...

Then, what is this I hear about these trade fighting over a chicken breast.  It was near closing, and they only had one.  The trade in the orange couldn't see eating dark meat.  They argued for at least ten of my 20 minute wait for my food.  You know you don't fuck with a black man's chicken...

Speaking of chicken...Get into Bow Wow and Soulja Boy gettin' their bird chest on son!  Do you think they have?  I'd watch...

What the fuck is this I hear about Lil' Ms. Keri Hilson trying to come for Mrs. Carter?  Keri's 'Turnin' Me On Remix' has a few choice words for B.  Lyrics in the song say how B should "go and have kids", and other smart shit.  Keri who (read starting now...)?  Her motherfuckin' cd didn't even go silicone, much less platinum.  Don't think you're cute sweetie because you got Wayne to spit on one of your tracks.  HE SPITS ON EVERYONE'S TRACK!  You're not that hot Keri, someone needs to pop you back into the microwave.  

I haven't seen you dance in 4 inch pumps and sing straight out for two hours, have I?  Keri Hilson trying to come for Beyonce, HOW DREADFUL...(read ending now)!

What is this I hear about Christian Louboutin for Spring?  

Only a nasty fag would design a shoe like this, and only a nasty fag would wear it...Natalie?