Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I Don't Want None...

For the most part, don't ya'll think I mind my business.  I don't bother people, but it seems that evil tries to lurk it's way into my life.  Like this forest fire crotch ass mother fucker on the train this morning.  I was originally sitting next to him, but I ended up moving because his ass was coughing without covering his mouth.  He made me want to put a mask on like a Korean tourist.  He could have that damn Swine Flu for all I know, and I don't want none.  It's already killed a toddler, and I'll be damned if I will be next.  Didn't his mother teach him to cover his mouth when he coughed.  He wont have me sick.  He be don' gave me some airborne shit that I cant get rid of.  Nasty bitch...

Speaking of nasty bitches, here is Mama Cole pictured at a recent party.  She don't have no damn business popping her old wrinkled coochy like that.  I've never seen my mother twerk anything, and that's the way it should be.  I swear I've told ya'll before that this woman claims to not do drugs anymore.  If she doesn't, that is the beatest trip from some crack her ass did in the 80's. It's like the high that never ends.  There is no explanation for an old ass woman like her to be acting like that besides her smoking crack.   She on that stuff ya'll, and I don't want none...

This urban ass bitch was in the CVS the other day.  She and her section 8 ass friend rushed to get in front of me in line.  Green sweat pants looked at me, and saw that I only had one item, and proceeded to pay me (ignore me).  They used the baby stroller as a make shift cart, and talked about going uptown to their girlfriend's house to eat crabs.  Get into her hair wrap.  Sweetie, you can't wrap course hair.  What is it going to look like when you take it down, nothing besides a bushy ass mess.  She needed to head over to aisle 5, and should have gotten into a 'Dark and Lovely' perm.  Fuck that, just go Britney Spears, and shave that shit off.  Start over again.  I don't want none...

8 comments:

Sapphire Blu said...

ugh! i can't take the drama: layoffs, swine flu, ugly people i mean damn when will it end?

q YOUR people are a mess!! there's NO excuse for folks to walk around with nappy heads, especially when the dominicans can straighten your hair better than dark and lovely.

Q, Truly said...

"Sweetie, you can't wrap course hair."

STOP IT!!
IMMEDIATELY!!

Jamar Herrod said...

UGH....I DONT WANT U TO HAVE NONE EITHER SWINE FLU..KEYSHIA COLES MOTHERS CRACK FIEND (IF ANY) AND anything else that might spark up another girl from Section 8 cutting in line. Nothing against anyone with Section 8 but some of them have NO HOME TRAINING.

Corey Keith said...

Frankie, my lawd, no...

deonte' k said...

LOL... I would have moved too!

deonte' k said...

and Frankie LMAO!!!!

Chet said...

Ok Boo, I am sending you a big hug; Why? Because you need one, you have had a rough day,first you encounter that coughing ass man on the train, then got served at the CVS by a ghetto not fabulous bitch with a bad wrap, and bad grade of hair trying to be all that and was none of that she portrayed to be, nothing, but back of the woods.
Okay Mama Cole gets her groove on, stop entertaining the thought of: what she does or used to do, you don't want none! let her do her thang!

BeautyinBaltimore said...

laughing out loud at you calling her urban. I call women like her the element.

I give anybody caughing too much these days the side eye.