Thank you to my sister Joey (www.joeybahamas.blogspot.com) for throwing a fabulous party last night. I danced on the stripper pole like a nasty jezebel. Now I’m off to work like the respectable lady I am. I can’t party like this anymore, I’m 30 you know…
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Anyways, did anyone hear about Ms. Chingy and her supposed tranny escapades. It seems that the transsexual who alleged to have had repeated “affairs” with Chingy knew quite a bit about him. The transexual whose name is FOXXJAZELL, (her mama didn’t name her that) says that she wouldn’t have put his business out there like that if he didn’t try to play her. You don’t ever want to mess with a queen. Ms. FOXX also went on to say that Ms. Chingy was the bottom in the relationship. She took dick from a tranny? That is the beatest tea since Hugh Grant. I live. I could see it though. She looks a dick taking power bottom. I’m not hating on you Chingy, WORK!
Speaking of suspect queens, look at this picture here. Doesn’t it look like Jim Jones should be saying, “Boy, if you don’t stop…(while twirling ringlets of his hair with his finger)” What’s up with the coy slightly concaved shoulder? I live! I’m sure Diddy made Dame and Jim massage his butt while he sipped on a Ciroc and lemonade.
Thank goodness the "Craigslist Killer" was caught, and is now in custody. Today's tea is that when they searched his house, they found a rack of women's panties. They are believing that there are more victims. How sad. I don't know what the segue is between being a med student, and using human body parts to season a pot of greens? What's scary is that he didn't even look like a deranged murderer. You know he wasn't foaming at the mouth with an unkept beard wearing a dirty plaid shirt, trucker cap, and holding a bloody axe? Whatever happened to those type of serial killers? Nothing is sacred these days!
Why does Star Jones look crazy as shit in this picture? That's what Oprah should have ask Star on her recent appearance on her show, "Star, why do you be dressing so crazy? Girl, you look like shit..." I would get eternal life if Oprah read her like that. Those tights, Those trash bags full of water that you call breast, and that Lion King weave has got to go. It seems that she was more beat when she was bigger. I know what it was, she had that queen of a husband to dress her back then. Now Ms. Al has flown the coop. Pull it together Star!
I was getting so much life from this trade on the connector the other night. He was talking to his cunt on phone. He didn't think I was listening, but I got in so fiercely. He was talking in code saying shit like "When you want me give you this?(aka when you want me to bring you this dick)", and "Why you runnin' from it". I'm sure homegirl on the other end gave...(dressed in Victoria Secret pink sweat pants, a wife beater, and hair in a scarf) "Boy, I ain't runnin' from no dick. You can bring that shit over here whenever. I ain't neva' scared"
I bet they had some ghetto section 8 WIC government assistance sex that night. You can't do anything else but get life.