I was on the bus headed to work the other day and saw this guy. He was all dressed up in a suit (an ill-fitting bad suit, but a suit nonetheless), and he had on dunks. Not only was he wearing dunks, but they matched his shirt and tie. What kind of job would require him to wear a full suit, but would allow you to wear athletic shoes? Hmmm...
That damn sticky icky done got Method Man. Apparently he owes over $53,000 in back taxes. He says that he has the money, but he forgot to pay because he was...(I can't even say it). He said that he didn't pay because...(I swear I can't do it). Okay, the mother fucker said that he couldn't pay taxes because he was high. Damn, that's some good shit. I guess that's "All He Needs To Survive." You know how many brothers in the hood would get out of paying child support if they took this excuse? Hell, I don't even smoke weed and I may use it. I'll let ya'll know how that works out.
Did Tyra teach him how to do that?
I know you guys watched 'Making The Band' last night. I just don't get it. What the hell is wrong with Ms. Q? She has been throwing temper tantrums, snapping her fingers, ringing her neck around like a hula hoop, and rolling her eyes like dice. What a fucking queen! I'm so sick of her and her cunty ways.
It's okay Q, the GLBT community will accept you with open arms. Just stop picking fights with the trade and running into corners. Last night he even had the nerve to tell Brian to "suck his dick". Brian couldn't see licking that queen's man clit. What a BITCH!!!!
Get into Shanice slaying "Run To You" by Mr. Whitney Houston. Whitney wishes she could still blow like this. All of that damn crack has coagulated to the sides of her esophagus, and she just can't hit it like the old days. Damn you Bobby!