Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Prince-1 Rihanna-0, Battle of "Stankdom", and Damn Dwight!

I just knew this day would come! Rihanna and Prince The Purple One No Name (insert Prince "Ooooaaappp" sound here) at the same venue battling it out for fashion's sake. The two were spotted at the Chanel runway show in Paris yesterday. While Rihanna looked absolutely stunning in her get up, Prince seemed to take the title with a custom made Chanel outfit with a matching pump (was it a dyeable?). I'm sorry but, how does a self proclaimed straight man look more cunt than the cunt. Prince is the beatest man in a pump ever! I get so much life that I die!

I love you Ri-Ri, but Prince's perm is also beater! Prince slayed the competition hands down (rings bell and walks off stage)...

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Amber Rose and CoCo T were at the "Good Hair" premiere battling the other night as well. While they weren't battling fashions, they were battling camel toes and yeast infections. I live for the both of them, because they just don't give a fuck! They look so beat and stank at the same time. I feel like I wanna applaud and then throw tomatoes at them! I love/hate the stank look! It's so gross that is did a 360 degree turn, and it's back to being over! OOC!

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Athletes are taking it all off for ESPN's 'Body Issue' and I'm glad they are. We all know how I feel about Dwight Howard (TOTALLY HOMO), and he looks like someone dipped him in chocolate, let it dry, and then sprayed his ass down with PAM non stick butter spray. Other athletes posed, but I really don't care much about him. Dwight Howard is dreamy ( gazing longingly into sky)...


7 comments:

Q, Truly said...

coarse as them sides be, i don't know WHY rihanna still buy "mild" relaxer

am i the only 1 not on that amber rose wood?
mrs coco tea on the other hand...now THAT'S a 5-star bitch :p

Q, Truly said...

& u must not have caught adrian peterson's cover for that issue?

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/10/live_nude_adria.php

get familiar bitch

Anonymous said...

"...how does a self proclaimed straight man look more cunt than the cunt." I've always wondered that myself.

JJ said...

The Purple one shut Rih Rih down with that cane and the ruffles on his jacket!

Ms Lady J Byrd - Out here in Cali ya dig !! said...

FREEZE !!! somebody bring me back sum $Money Please$ !! ...On to the next one !! I love it all - I live !!

Ms Lady J Byrd - Out here in Cali ya dig !! said...

OOOHHH and Im dripping ova Dwights Body !! Love It !! Catch me wit that one !! OOOHHH

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