Number 3: I was walking around the city the other day, and felt like I was being followed. I WAS, it was my shadow. As I looked down, I realized that my shadow looked a little chunky, maybe it was my nubby cable knit sweater? Now I have a 26 inch waist, what the fuck does some of y'all motherfuckers shadows look like? Goddamn! I'm just playin' (kinda).
Alexis is the nastiest bitch EVER! I try to channel her at least twice throughout my day. Get into this clip where she throws Blake and Krystle out of their own house! Who does that, and why did she call Krystle's furs "junk"? I get life and then die!
"So take this junk and your blonde tramp, and get out of this house!"