No major clip of cat fighting or bitchy name calling today. Here is just a simple reel of Alexis and her infamous costumes. She had the beatest drag of any cunt on television I'm believing. The whole clip will be worth your while, but you'll really get life at the 1:43 mark when alexis sports a turban! She is giving us terrorist chic! Alexis had to have gone through sets and sets of flatware, because she ate bitches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Catch her!
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Tiger In The Bush, Caught by Q, and It's Dynasty Wednesday...
It's the late edition of today's blog, but shit, a bitch gotta job. I was meaning to get to it earlier, but people kept asking me to do things here. The nerve of them! Hopefully this wakes you up a bit. Who needs a shot of espresso when you have this...
...some hot cocoa! In my eyes, Reggie Bush could cure Cancer with his smile. Check him out on the cover of Essence magazine. Damn, what was I doing again...(gazing)?
Oh yeah, I was blogging. I know by now you guys have seen Tiger on the cover of Vanity Fair. The issue hits stands in LA and New York this week, but the rest of us have to wait until the 12th. The spread was shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz, and in my opinion, he looks pretty damn good...
Times like this makes you wish you were a loose white woman. The pictures were taken about 4 years ago, probably right around the time he was hitting more skins than the Dallas Cowboys! It doesn't look so good for Tiger now, but I'm sure America will forget all about it once the next big scandal comes along. I bet Tiger wishes Chris Brown would have waited to beat Rihanna's ass right after his news broke, talk about over shadow!
At least we don't have pictures of him in the act, poor Kate Moss' image of her snorting coke was plastered all over every major rag. Now look at the bitch, she has more ad campaigns than ever before. I'm sure she still snorts coke though...(singing:"All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom..")
This morning's train ride proved to be quite exciting. I'm so disappointed in myself that I didn't catch the first picture of these two queens "making the love" on the train. They were snuggled up together, and getting quite close while uncomfortable businessmen tried not to stare. It was over!
This is also over...
It looks like she's wearing a leopard Snuggie under her clothes. If she were, I would get life. Why even take it off when you're gonna put it right back on? I mean, what if she wanted to take a nap at work or something? Hello?
Oh, and I saw Precious on the train this morning too. She didn't have "Mongo" with her, but I sent my love...(you guys can pray for me now, I know I'm dead wrong!)