Give Me Body!, "It's Britney Bitch!", and It's 'Martin' Wednesdays...

I have no clue why his last name is Gross, cause there sure ain't shit gross about his ass. It seems that Mr. Lance wanted to give us some eye candy, so he decided to snap a couple of pics and put them on the web. Even though his hands are kinda ashy, and could use some lotion, I could give a good fuck. His body is built Ford tough, and I'd love to push his pedal to the metal (no homo).

Caution: May cause extreme wetness!

Ladies (and token gays), you know the kind of guy that you know he fucked your cousin behind your back, but you could care less? The type of guy who has no job, and waits for you to get home to wash his dirty ass drawers? The type of guy who after sex, you get up and make a full out Thanksgiving dinner for his ass? They type of guy that can stay out all night and come home smelling like weed and alcohol, but you don't even flinch? The type of guy that your mother says, "He's no good for you. You have to leave him!", but you ignore her advice as if she never gave birth to you? Ladies and "Ladies", that is Mr. Lance Gross. Standing there looking like God dipped him in chocolate. Yum...(again, no homo)

Now some eye candy for my tweens at heart...

Check out hottie Kellan Lutz (who was recently featured in those hot Calvin Klein "X" commercials) of 'Twilight' in his spread for this month's Interview magazine. Not bad, not bad...No Lance though, but not bad...

Kellan's next upcoming project is 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' which will be out later this month.

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I'm not sure if you guys have seen the un-retouched photos of Britney Spears' new Candie's ad, so here they are. The untouched photos are on the right, and in my opinion looks better than the re-touched images. She looks to waif-like in the re-touched version. Does anyone still buy Candie's anymore anyways? Why do they even need an ad campaign? That's like having a major ad campaign for 8 ball jackets. Kinda played out, don't cha think?

Anyways, I'm glad Britney isn't doubling as an anteater anymore (anteater=cocaine snorter). She seems to be doing much better. No we just gotta do something with that damn Lindsay...

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Today's episode of 'Martin' is when Gina and Martin decided to get married. If you know the show, you'd know that Martin was cheap as hell. Meanwhile, Gina came from an affluent family, so let's just say that they didn't meet eye to eye on their wedding plans. When Martin began to think Gina was spending too much money on the wedding, he enlisted "Hustleman" to be the more frugal planner. The best line is when "Hustleman" says that he was going to serve Chitterling loaf at the wedding. Fucking classic! Enjoy...