'The Game', EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!, 'The Apprentice', and Good Lawd!

THE GAME

So I'm sure most of you guys tuned in last night to watch 'The Game' on BET. I never was a fan of that show, and after last night I NEVER will be. After watching only 10 minutes of this low budget telenovela, I was done. I'd rather fight on the front lines in Iraq than to watch this garbage again. Actually,you know what? I think I'd rather eat live maggots and have them fester and eat me from the inside out! Actually, no. I think I'd rather watch all of Tyler Perry's movies marathon style back to back.

The only reason I even attempted to watch was hopes of BET flashing those nude shots of Hosea "I have no idea who took the nude pics. They must have shot them from outside my window" Chanchez that have been floating around the net. Now that's what I call television! All thick and stuff, lookin' like a sexy Cole from 'Martin'.

Anyway, please look out for my petition to get that ghastly show off air. 'The Game' is"niggerdom" at it's best, and it needs to be stopped! Again, please don't send me hate mail. I have hundreds of them to open just from this week alone. Thanks.

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EWWWWWW!!!!!

This is some nasty as bullshit right here! This nasty broad goes around sucking on horse cock. Yes, she enjoys giving head and getting stuck by horses. If that doesn't creep you out enough, the nasty ho is married to an 80's hair band wannabe who lets the horses fuck him in the ass while she watches. These nasty freak ass bitches have also had sex with dogs. (throws up in mouth) There's is no doubt in my mind that her twat reeks of Puppy Chow and lice shampoo. Just another normal Wednesday (blank stare).

We have no clue who are neighbors are, I swear! I'm not a pet person, but sometimes I watch the interaction with some pet owners and it sort of creeps me out. It surpasses a loving pet/owner relationship and appears to leak over into something a tad more.

If my mother didn't give me ANYTHING at all, she passed on her innate ability to read people. No, not tell them off, I mean to read them as in evaluate. More often than less, she's right. More often than less, I'm right as well. I can walk into a room of people and tell who's been intimate with each other. They don't have to be speaking to each other the whole night, or even near the other person for me to tell. It's a certain energy, and way that you look at someone that you've had sex with. And I have seen that look with some nasty ass pet owners.

To take it a step further, we try to be a bit more civilized than animals, but at times fall short. Animals "mark" their territory. They protect those who they feel a closeness to. We as humans do the same thing. As much as we say, "Girl, I don't love him anymore. Ugh. He so grosses me out now", your body and energy say something different. You may not be in love, but your body definitely blocks the other women/men off in the room to let them know not to fuck with your man/ex man/woman/dog/stallion/cat/dildo/etc.

Next time you go to a party, club, or dog park (ugghhh) check it out. You'll be amazed. So gross.

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NENE

We should all know by now that Ms. Nene "watch your hands friend" Leakes will be on the new season of 'Celebrity Apprentice'. It's been reported that she hasn't been getting along with her cast mate Star Jones. Oooohh, this should be juicy. Other reports have said that Nene has showed up to tapings late, and have been giving producers FEVER!

She is so much better than that low budget reality broad Oma"gross"a! I can't wait for her to read Star Jones on tv. The show airs in March and includes "Z" listers like Latoya Jackson, Lisa Rinna, Niki Taylor, Playboy Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk, Lil’ Jon, Meatloaf, Mark McGrath, John Rich, David Cassidy, Gary Busey, Marlee Matlin, and Dionne Warwick.

I'm sure Nene will be in the time out corner quit a bit. Is it March yet? Damn.

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GABBY

'Precious' star Gabourey Sidibe was recently spotted out with her new beau. She calls him "Boyfriend X". I hope she doesn't like to be on top. The End.

R.I.P, F-A-T, Notorious B.I.G., G-A-Y, and It's 'Martin' Wednesdays...

The last collection of genius Lee Alexander McQueen was shown yesterday in Paris. It was a small show of 16 pieces. His inspiration for the collection ranged from Byzantine art to carvings by Grinling Gibbons (Gibbons has been said to be England's finest wood carver).

Each piece of clothing was unique and beautiful. As I viewed the collection online, I yearned to feel and smell the fabrics (I'm a real lover of luxury goods). It's not just fashion, it's an experience. Each piece of clothing takes months of work. When one buys a piece from a designer like McQueen, you're not just buying a piece of clothing. You're buying a concept, an idea, a vision. How special would it be to own a piece of McQueen's last vision?

Simply breathtaking! And just like that, I'm inspired all over again. McQueen was a genius, and will truly be missed...

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(wipes away tears and blows nose) Alright enough of that sappy stuff. Has anyone heard the footage of Howard Stern going off about Gabourey Sidibe (the lead in 'Precious'), and how she will never work in Hollywood again. Stern went on to criticize Sidibe about her weight, and even said that if she didn't lose weight she was going to "die soon".

We all know that Howard tries it! His words are callous, but I think I'm buying what he's selling.

Are we seriously going to see Gabourey Sidibe in another lead role besides 'Precious Part Deux'? She's an overweight African American actress who is forever typecast. What role will she play next? An American sweetheart role? How about a power attorney in a suspense thiller? What about a shady police officer? Maybe the lead singer of rock band, just trying to find her place in life? Get the fuck outta here! All she will ever be is 'Precious'. Yes Howard is an asshole for coming off so harsh, but don't ignore the pink elephant in the room.

Look at Oprah. The look on her face says it all, "Damn, I didn't know this bitch was THAT big?"

She did a great job in the movie. No one else could have scarfed down that big ass plate of pig's feet and greens besides her. Good luck Gabourey, hopefully we see you at the Oscars next year. We won't even see Monique's hairy legged ass next year at the Oscars. Somehow the accountants at Pricewaterhouse Coopers miscounted the ballots on that one, or maybe it was a joke?

Accountant at firm: "Hey guys, wouldn't be hilarious if we did a switch-a-roo on the ballots, and have Monique win for Best Supporting Actress?" (big belly laugh)

Someone knows the real truth!

Check out the audio clip here...

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Speaking of people who conjure Biggie Smalls...(side eye)

So yesterday was the 13th Anniversary of Biggie Small's death. Of course I had to celebrate in pure Notorious B.I.G. style. I attended a party complete with Christoper Wallace inspired art and of course they bumped Biggie music all night. Check out a couple of the art pieces displayed last night. The event was held here in D.C. at the Cre8 gallery on 9th st. Check out some of the pieces...

"I got a bitch that suck my dick til I nut

Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up

Ain't that a slut (HELL YEA) she even take it in the butt

Fuck for bout a hour, now she want a golden shower

You didn't know that we be pissin on hoes, bitch (BEOTCH)

Luke and Biggie straight shittin on hoes, bitch (BEOTCH)

Lick your toes, bitch? (BEOTCH) Fuck no, you must be crazy

Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze (bitch)

Recognize G, straight up, I can't knock ya

After Big Poppa, fuck ALL of Junior M.A.F.I.A.

The whole clique, dick sucked, ass licked

Leave your number by the phone, bring yo' ass on home

I roam in Lexuses and Benzes, the fly way

With the flyest bitch gettin head on the highway (ridin)

My way deep throat on Luke's boat

When the moon rises, I'm cumin in her eyes-es (do it)

Just the way players play

Leave it up to me, I get fucked all day (yeah)

Sucked all day, smokin blunts, countin cheese

Fucking bitches til they assholes bleed

What you say ba-by..."

Baby, bay-bay!

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What a happy day for carpet munchers and cock jockeys here in D.C. yesterday. Gays are now legally allowed to get married, and yesterday some of the first ceremonies were performed.

I'm guessing they're not happy over at godhatesfags.com? They'll get over it. Congrats to the bull dykes and penis pirates who married yesterday! (wink)

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'Dynasty' Wednesday ended last week, only to make way for another one of my favorite shows of all time. Let's move from the 80's into the 90's. (singing) Maaaarrrtiiinnnnn! Martiiiiinnnn!

I'm a hard person to make laugh, and Martin Lawrence always seems to make me bust a gut. Catch this week's clip here, it was part of an episode starring Notorious B.I.G. Enjoy fuckers...

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