NBA, VMA's, S-E-X...

You all know how I feel about Lebron. I don't ever think I've seen him look bad. Here, he was spotted leaving the Letterman Show the other day looking like he stepped off of a Duke box. He is so smooth and dreamy--no homo! If only other NBA players would take heed and start to dress like a true gentleman. Hey Lebron, let me know if you guys need any extra help cleaning in the locker room...

If you guys haven't already seen it, here it is. Janet on the cover of Bazaar. She looks amazing, and inside she spills some tea on the death of her brother. Also, Janet will be opening the Video Music Awards on Sunday. I hear it's gonna be a full out production, and shouldn't be missed. Set your DVR's now. I've lived for Janet ever since she had the hots for JJ on 'Good Times'. I couldn't see missing it!

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So it seems there's a lot more going on at The California State Assembly than we think. California lawmaker Robert Duvall was caught on a "hot mic" yesterday discussing his sexual escapades. This mother fucker is a so called "family values crusader", and he is talking about banging two chicks at the same time? Oh, don't forget the spanking! We have so many hypocrites who are decision makers that it doesn't make any sense. This whole scandal is quite ironic, don't you think? His freaky ass resigned as soon as the tapes hit the web, but investigations are still pending. Read the transcripts below...(smh)

Transcript of Mike Duval's Conversation:

Mike Duvall: (unintelligible) ...She wears little eye-patch underwear, so I can see her eye patches. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday, a lot. And so she'll she's all, I am going up and down the stairs and you're dripping out of me. So messy. (laughing) ...I, I, I, I saw your staffer, and she didn't that night, at the store ...yeah.

(pause) ...So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah, that's 'cause you're such a bad girl. (laughing)

And so her birthday was Monday. So I was 54 on June 14th, so for a month she was 19-years younger than me. I said now you're getting old, I am going have to trade you in, and she goes, she's 36, she is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep teasing her, and she goes I know you French men, you divide your age by 2 and add 7, and if you're older than that, you dump us.

I go were did you get that math? She goes I looked it up. She goes I know all about you French men. So what would that make that, that means, okay, 27 and 7, I go (expletive), you're still okay, you got one more year man. I go, and I go, she goes let's make the best out of it.

Other Person: (unintelligible)

Mike Duvall: Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar...Oh, she is hot. I talked to her yesterday. She goes, so are we finished? I go, no, we're not finished. I go, you know about the other one, but she doesn't know about you. (laughing)

Janet Jackson Concert Wrap-Up...

Well, before I get to the show I just have to comment on some of the bad fashions I saw last night.  Why don't people just keep it simple?  A nice pair of jeans and a cute top would have sufficed.  What in the ghetto Pocahontas is she wearing?  Perhaps she was trying to conjure Janet from her "If" days.  You see how she looked from the back, the front was 5x as worse.  I don't know, maybe they don't sell perms at her CVS?  Anyways...

Oh My Gosh, last night I was running so late.  The show was to start at 7:30 with my husband L.L. Cool J. to open.  How about we do roll call?  "Janet Jackson"--here.  "L.L. Cool J...."  I said "L.L. Cool J."  Hmmm.  How dare L.L. not show up to D.C.  I know what it was, he didn't wanna make all of those D.C. cunts jealous when he pulled me up on stage to announced our love.  

I arrived at about 8:30.  It was perfect.  Janet came on about five minutes after I arrived.   She opened with an old school set--"Pleasure Principle", "Miss You Much", etc...  You guys know I love Janet.  I grew up with her.  I can remember being 8 or 9 dancing around in my bathroom pretending that I was in the Pleasure Principle video like any other normal little girl...

lol.  The 80's shaped me.  She is truly one of the biggest icons of my time, but last night It seemed like she just couldn't get it right.  Perhaps the fact that Janet was the biggest during a tour since Rhythm Nation could have added to why she wasn't sticking her dance moves as hard?  Take into account that she is 42 and probably nearly over it now.  She has achieved feats that today's R&B/Pop artist couldn't imagine, but that old Janet magic just wasn't there.  Don't get me wrong, the show was great, just not spectacular.  I'm sorry for mentioning Beyonce again, but in a time when that cunt dances (in heels) and sings straight out (no lip-syncing) for 2 hours straight, the bar has been raised.  I give her one, maybe two more tours tops and she's done.  Janet doesn't give Madonna, her music is all about tight choreography.  She doesn't just roll around on the stage for hours.  That's why Madonna can tour well into her 50's.  Janet's music is also not about her voice.  She's no Patti LaBelle who can grasp your attention with her voice, she lip-syncs, which means your dancing and stage presence better be tight.  

All in all, Janet has given us hit after hit.  I'm actually updating my Ipod now with a few that were over-looked.  Janet still rocks, just not as hard...   

How do you ask your mother for a pair of skinny jeans and knee-pads at age 8 when you're a boy?

Big Willie, Rope Burn, and J. Hog...

Oooh Ladies, Will Demps has nothing to do with anything today, he is just fine as hell.  I thought I'd post a pic to make your "lady lumps" jump at work...lol

...Speaking of "lady lumps", have we heard about Janet's new lingerie line?  It should be hitting stores right around the time of her World Tour.  Reps say that it's made from some of the best silks in the world.  Hell, trade don't give a fuck about the "best fabrics in the world".  All they want to do is rip those mother-fuckers off and give you the business.  If she, I mean he is worried about the silk, maybe you should reconsider your relationship and just become good good girlfriends.  Let me find out you all are in the bedroom feeling all sexy, the candles are lit, and Keith Sweat is whining on the radio and the trade looks at you and says, "Hey baby, where is that silk from?"  I would lose it!  I wouldn't want any.  It would be a "self-love" night...OKAY!

Jennifer Hudson was pictured at the 2000th episode of 106 and Park yesterday.  She performed "Spotlight", and sounded amazing.  I'm just wishing she looked as amazing as she sounded.  Her stylist should be stoned in the middle of Times Square.  This dress isn't flattering at all.  She looks 7 months preggers with that belt riding her belly.  I'm not talking about her because she is a "big girl", I'm just saying there are things you wear when you are that size--we have talked about this before.  My skinny ass can't wear certain things because it doesn't look right on me, that's all I'm getting at.  Let me stop before Monique hunts me down and eats me or something.