Thursday, September 10, 2009

NBA, VMA's, S-E-X...

You all know how I feel about Lebron. I don't ever think I've seen him look bad. Here, he was spotted leaving the Letterman Show the other day looking like he stepped off of a Duke box. He is so smooth and dreamy--no homo! If only other NBA players would take heed and start to dress like a true gentleman. Hey Lebron, let me know if you guys need any extra help cleaning in the locker room...

If you guys haven't already seen it, here it is. Janet on the cover of Bazaar. She looks amazing, and inside she spills some tea on the death of her brother. Also, Janet will be opening the Video Music Awards on Sunday. I hear it's gonna be a full out production, and shouldn't be missed. Set your DVR's now. I've lived for Janet ever since she had the hots for JJ on 'Good Times'. I couldn't see missing it!


So it seems there's a lot more going on at The California State Assembly than we think. California lawmaker Robert Duvall was caught on a "hot mic" yesterday discussing his sexual escapades. This mother fucker is a so called "family values crusader", and he is talking about banging two chicks at the same time? Oh, don't forget the spanking! We have so many hypocrites who are decision makers that it doesn't make any sense. This whole scandal is quite ironic, don't you think? His freaky ass resigned as soon as the tapes hit the web, but investigations are still pending. Read the transcripts below...(smh)

Transcript of Mike Duval's Conversation:

Mike Duvall: (unintelligible) ...She wears little eye-patch underwear, so I can see her eye patches. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday, a lot. And so she'll she's all, I am going up and down the stairs and you're dripping out of me. So messy. (laughing) ...I, I, I, I saw your staffer, and she didn't that night, at the store ...yeah.

(pause) ...So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah, that's 'cause you're such a bad girl. (laughing)

And so her birthday was Monday. So I was 54 on June 14th, so for a month she was 19-years younger than me. I said now you're getting old, I am going have to trade you in, and she goes, she's 36, she is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep teasing her, and she goes I know you French men, you divide your age by 2 and add 7, and if you're older than that, you dump us.

I go were did you get that math? She goes I looked it up. She goes I know all about you French men. So what would that make that, that means, okay, 27 and 7, I go (expletive), you're still okay, you got one more year man. I go, and I go, she goes let's make the best out of it.

Other Person: (unintelligible)

Mike Duvall: Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar...Oh, she is hot. I talked to her yesterday. She goes, so are we finished? I go, no, we're not finished. I go, you know about the other one, but she doesn't know about you. (laughing)


Guest said...

lovin Janet is so easy

TroyNotorious said...

It's about Miss Jackson

YBandDL Bad PYT In the Closet at Hearbreak Hotel said...

I love JJ, and I don't that string bean from Goodtimes, however she really needs this. maybe after the VMA and Bazaar, she can be back on track musically.

Her last few albums, have really made me sad...I miss the Rythm Nation, Control, My names Janet, Miss Jackson if you nasty, you want this, I get so lonely Janet.

Anyway I will be ah watching.

I had not heard about this lawmaker before. The transcript is mad funny...who is he talking too, that is recording this?

LMAO...eeww at the you're dripping out of me all day long...I can't stop laughing...they were having some good ole nasty sex, weren't they?

It's always the biggest people on a certain stance, that is doing the exact thing they are against. It's always the guy against statutory rape, having sex with their underage baby-sitter...or the person most against gay whatever, that is caught int he mens bathroom trying to have sex or having sex with their young male interns...or the person most against prostitution, getting caught in prostitution scandal.