A Birthday, A Drag Queen, and A Trade...

What's the tea..?  Hope everyone had an amazing weekend.  First, I'd like to wish my sweet sweet child a Happy Birthday.  My bestest friend Norman's birthday was yesterday.  We partied like Arabs on Saturday, and went to Art and Soul for dinner last night.  If it's good enough for Oprah, it's damn sure good enough for us.  It's now 9:15 am the next morning, and I'm still full.  It's also my sister Natalie's birthday.  I can't wait until she's back form her vacation, so we can go out and mimic 'Girl's Gone Wild' videos.   

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So the other night I was talking to Norman on the phone.  I had an epiphany that Dolly Parton was the white version of Patti Labelle.  I then started to remember how over she was, and how much life I get from her.  She is the beatest most over garish ghetto trailer park drag queen tranny ass country performer that has ever graced a stage.  This country cunt is alway in full drag, and couldn't see not ever wearing a heel.  

Dolly says,"I look just like the girls next door...If you happen to live next to an amusement park."

"I modeled my looks on the town tramp." 

"It cost a lot to look this cheap..."

"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department 4 hours to put it out."

"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes.  I know I'm not dumb, and I know for certain I'm not blond."

"If you talk bad about country music, that's like talkin' about my momma, and them's be fightin' words."

"I hated school.  Even til this day when I see the school bus go by it depresses me.  The poor little kids..."

Dolly is the ruler.  What other cunt do you know has their own amusement park.  The bitch was born in 1946, but couldn't see looking a day over 46.  She has been pulled and tucked more than a bed sheet at the Four Seasons.  I get life, and die...

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Motherfuckin' Vernon Gholston, that's all I'm saying...

Whoa...

Oooop...

Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday, Jensen, and ?...

So Omar's Birthday was spectacular.  Everything was great, and the placed looked amazing if I shall say so myself.  Thanks to my sisters for all your help, and especially Suzie, I wouldn't have been able to do it without you.  Check out the before and after pics below.  What a transformation!  To view more pics from the party visit my online gallery.  Go to Q's Gallery!

Get into Me and Normie's shorts.  Sister says that we looked like Barker babes...Sister is over!

Doesn't this look like a gay murder mystery scene?  Who did it?  Was it the socialite art collector, the government official, or the real estate tycoon?  Well I will say this, whoever did it payed someone to do it.  Blood makes way for an extremely stubborn stain.  No matter how vengeful these 3 look, they would NEVER, EVER soil the couture! 

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Remember Lil' Ms. Jensen Atwood who played Wade on 'Noah's Arc'?  Right...Get into his new 16 month calendar that is available now.  It's the perfect gift for bat Mitzvah's, baby showers, retirement parties.  Jensen is over, the girls definitely let him walk.  

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"Ah, Pharell... Do you think any of these people know I just stuck my finger up your butt-hole in the bathroom?"  

They are giving my lady boot.  Y'all know I live for Pharell and Ms. Kanyeshia, but this is too much.  The trade may cross their legs, but with both hands over the knee?  What the fuck?  His ass looks like he's at his cotillion.  All he needs is lace gloves and a parasol.  I don't think I want none!  

photos: ybf.com

Hope you guys had a great weekend!  See you tomorrow....