Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Uggggghhhhhh?????, What A Bad Little Girl She Is, Dikes on a Train Part Deux, and Throw On A Suit And Get It Tapered Up...

I'm not sure if anyone saw 'Tiny and Toya' last night, hopefully you didn't--but... Anyways, Tiny is T.I.'s longtime girlfriend, while Toya is Lil' Wayne's Ex wife. I honestly don't care about these tramps. Tiny looks like hers parents are cousins, and I can't (over)stand what either of them are saying. Don't get me wrong, I think a southern drawl is super sexy, but the two of them sound like runaway slaves. From the looks of BET's Fall line up, they might as well just call it quits. Why don't they give my ass a show, now that would be good TV?

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This nasty cunt hit the streets of New York the other night looking like someone dipped her in platinum. She is so icy! I'm about to go on record now and make a formal statement. (Approaching the podium, and adjusting the mic) Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, I would just like to say that there is NO ONE, I repeat NO ONE that is consistently killing the fashion game like Rihanna. I will have to say that I have NEVER seen her look bad. If I were a certain "Bad Bitch in the Game", I would be ashamed of myself. Rihanna slays and that's that (stepping down from podium, reporters asking additional questions--me ignoring them). The only cunt that even comes close is Amber Rose. I love that she takes chances, and does something different. Still Ri-Ri leave her ass in the dust. I would like to see them both have a "Drag Off", and just change outfits for hours trying to out style each other. Hello? Can we get a reality show of that?


Fucking priceless...

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The shocking sequel to Snakes On A Plane is coming to a theatre near you, 'Dykes On A Train'. I love a good dyke now, but Ed Hardy and Nike boots? I don't care if you're the trade, that just gets my blood boiling. The good thing though is that she looked like she was packing more than my man. She pimped onto the train and started to kick game to a girl who was sitting behind him (her). I was confused and scared. Ed Hardy prints always do that to me. It's kind of like going to a concert with strobe lights if you have a pacemaker--not good...
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Here are a couple of my standouts from Men's Fashion Week. Get in...

Etro What?

Fucking Ferragamo has been KILLING it. Massimiliano Giornetti (say it 3 times with a dick in your mouth) is not playing with our ass. The cuts are amazing, and check out his color palette...

Wow!

Mr. Helbers served us over at Louis Vuitton yet again....


Jigga what? Look at those pants!

5 comments:

deonte`k said...

Tiny & Toya... UGH!!!!!!!!! LOL

Jamar said...

OOOOOoooo. Yeah I seen Tiny and Toya and was like WTF ARE THEY SAYING?! Not feeling it. Rihanna is slaying for the girls and its NO SHADE because she will continue to EAT. Amber is coming up in the ranks looking beat but as I have said before, she will have to get more play time before I go ALL the way IN with her. Mr. Giornetii is serving it for Men's Fashion Week. I don't care for the flower print shirt or the pink hat (And the model is yummy cakes! Shame!) The other models are WORKING THE RUNWAY. Enough Said.

Joey Bahamas said...

Ummm you had to have know I was waiting for the run down. Ferragamo gave me what I wanted...did you see that over double breasted pin stripe number in brown...I threw my computer...

JB

JJ said...

A Ri-Ri/Amber Rose face off?! Hells Yeah!

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